No surprise, verbal stick up, put em high We live this, fitted hats low, conceal the Crooked I I crystalize the rhyme so you can sniff it Million dollar rap crews fold, check the sick shit, explicit The impact'll blow trees back and crack statues It's only natural, actual facts are thrown at you My life started like a fairytale-and by that, I mean I was fucked over by fairies.Īpparently, a long-lost ancestor did something helpful to some fairy sometime ago, and the fairies chose my birth as the moment to pay my family back for my ancestor’s kindness.A couple of my favorite verses of all time. The fairy chose a gift to supposedly bless me with, no matter how much my parents begged them to reconsider. I can see the conversation happening in my head like it was only yesterday. “I, a great and completely superior fairy being, have decided to bless your newborn child with a gift that is so undeniably wonderful that you all will be singing my praises for the rest of your small, mortal lives,” the fairy probably said at some point. If my life was a movie, the narrator would chime in with “What could possibly go wrong?!”Įveryone and everything will find her to be the most interesting and appealing creature they ever saw and this in no way will totally screw up her sad, little life!” “Your daughter will have the gift of being completely and totally irresistible. My parents, bless them, did not know how to handle everything that came with a daughter who was irresistible. #Eden eternal vendetta cannot connect to server how to# When I was picked on and kissed by literally every child in my preschool class and the teacher aid tried to kidnap me, my parents realized this was going to be a problem. I was homeschooled, and I wasn’t allowed to leave the house. I grew up without friends or seeing other family members because we couldn’t trust them to not fall under my spell. To save everyone some grief, I left home as soon as I was able to go and live in the middle of nowhere, Location Redacted. I wish I could say moving away from people fixed all my problems, but it didn’t. While I was successful in getting away from other people, my new location brought forth a new audience to avoid. “I can see you,” I rolled my eyes and tossed some salt over my shoulder. The telltale human-shaped outline flashed before disappearing completely. The air shimmered and a tall, lanky boy sat a heavy stare where the specter had once been. I think we should take another look at the runes on the fence.” “That ghost has been getting closer and closer to you over the last few weeks. “What’s a ghost gonna do, Mael?” I glanced up from my book and rolled my eyes. “Possess me? Jokes on him, then he would have to deal with all this shit.” Mael pursed his lips and reappeared on the other side of my armchair. “You and both know ghosts aren’t a big deal.” I was far more unnerved at the thought of not being able to finish my book in peace. “Come on, please? You know I can’t leave the cabin. It’s been, what, ten years since I was alive and placed them there?’ Can you please check the runes are still intact? I can try to fix them if the sigils have worn off. You looked super dead when I got here.” I added as I turned back to my book. That ghost got too close for comfort.” I rolled my eyes.
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